Honey, I need you to make a distraction.

Now?

Yes it won’t wait!

Well I don’t dance, and I can’t sing

Don’t you have any bread in your bag?

And?

Feed the pigeons!

The pigeons flocked around her and everybody was entertained.

While I slid behind a tree and relieved myself.

Discretely.

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A cheeky story today. The feature photo was taken by my wife Anne-Claude while we were visiting Dublin earlier this year.

I’m using it with her permission.

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